Germaphobe
any person who is obsessed with cleanliness and defeating bacteria. these individuals will turn on faucets with their elbows and hand sanitize on an hourly basis.
ie. danny tanner (full house)
tiffany was such a germaphobe she wouldn’t even eat a skittle off the carpet, though it was well within the ten second rule.
someone who is obsessed with cleanliness and avoiding unsanitary surfaces. tends to engage in excessive hand washing and fears holding or touching objects handled by other parties
alyssa’s a real germaphobe; she washes her hands with alcohol at least twenty times a day.
1) someone who was a genuine phobia of germs and is obsessed with cleanliness.
2) someone who is scared of german tourists
german) hallo! wo ist der bahnhof bitte
person a) arrrrghhhhhhhhhhhhhh a german
person b) dude, you’re a germaphobe
(n.) someone who is afraid of germans. very obvious. i don’t understand how anyone could ever get this word confused.
alan: why does your mom use so much hand sanitizer?
ace: she’s a germaphobe.
alan: oh, she’s scared of germs!
ace: no, she’s scared of germans. except i don’t know why she uses hand sanitizer for that. i don’t think it repels germans.
a strange affliction to germs which usually causes people to open door kn-bs with paper towels, yet they have no problem picking their nose and wiping the boogers on the wall over the urinal.
that guy is such a germaphobe…he carries his cell phone in a ziplock bag and dips his toothbrush in salt after he brushes his teeth.
girl meaning: grossed out by giving bl-w j-bs or hand jobs. also grossed out by the idea of a guy going down on her.
guy meaning: grossed out about the idea of recieving a bl-w j-b or hand job. doesn’t like the idea of going down on a girl.
“i’m such a germaphobe when it comes to guys.”
“i’m such a germaphobe, i would never do that!]
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