gerontology
the study of old people and how they become -ssholes, and get wrinkles and liver spots. except of course for your grandparents who give you lots of money at christmas, unless they are -ssholes, or dead.
i want to get a degree in gerontology!
what the h-ll is that?
its where i study old people.
hey! find out why gramps is an -sshole all the time!
old -sshole wrinkle
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