gerontophiliac
a person utterly dedicated to the pursueal of leathered, weather beaten, frankly undesirable v-g-n-s, often that of elderly women, such as jay wheeler. this can be due to lack of coitus, coitus interruptus, f-ll-t– etc. a painful condition, this can ultimatley lead to falling victim to a crevas that one may have believed to think that falling into the abys was impossible.
jon kolemainhmnein – so you copulated with jay wheeler, huh?
bouch – yeah, i also do bullants. you might say i’m a gerontophiliac
jon koleameinieviemn – (in descript mumbling)
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