Gertrude and Jimmy
people who you love and love to hate. they are that guy or girl who you were sort of/kind of romantically entangled with, who you now just kind of hate, but still want to do. if you know gertrude or jimmy you probably want to f-ck them and you also probably want to f-ck them over. because, basically, that’s the type of people they are—f-ckers.
dear diary,
new jimmy. slowly hating him. while simeltaneously liking him very very very much. ahhh, i’m f-cking angry. f-ck gertrude and jimmy!
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