get a contract


the female equivalent of ‘if you like it, you’d better put a ring on it’ -better get signed, sealed delivered, and preggers, before the parts go bad!
jan managed to get a contract, then went on the kfc, potato chip and bon-bon diet!

she made sure to get a contract before her booty went bad!

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