get awesome

‘get awesome’ is thought to be the newest urban legend, but it is in fact true-(this guy i know knows this kid who…) there is a dude and a chick hanging at a party and they get f-cked up drunk. one thing leads to another and they end up upstairs doing s-x. she sobers up realizing what’s happening and she says “get off me,” and he starts flexing his muscles. at this point she starts freaking out screaming and sh-t and says what the f-ck are you doing!? and he says
‘what you told me to get awesome’
‘hey man don’t p-ss out, its time to get awesome.’
1. v. to strip down and flex one’s muscles, most commonly done under the effects of alcohol in order to impress one’s lady-friend.

2. n. the first and only cd recorded by bloomington power-trio, “the scopes funky trial”, featuring such hits as “braincar” and “everybody!”.
dave got awesome in the back-room for tammy, but she laughed in his face, spewing beer all over him.

get awesome was nominated for 3 grammies in 2007.
the use of recreational drugs to become “high” either through weed or any illegal substance
dude lets have some fun tonight, i got some weed for us to get awesome with!
1.)while one is partaking in s-xual relations, one flexes his muscles, screams “get awesome” in the manliest voice possible, -j-c-l-t-s, then leaves without bringing the female to climax. best done on one night stands.

2.)an interjection used prior to any event that may be epic.

this phrase is thought to originate from the m-ffled screams of “get off me” from a female that is taking it from behind and has her face accidentally shoved into a pillow or mattress. when m-ffled and in the moment, these screams sound like the phrase “get awesome” and the only appropriate response is to flex your muscles and c-m.
1.)get awesome!!!

2.)eric totally got awesome on rachel last night.

3.)did you see me get awesome back there?
1.) to engage in s-xual relations.

2.) to engage in cocaine.

i would have come to your party, but me and this girl were watching movies and decided to get awesome…you know….

or

“what happened to you last night?”

“i ended up running into this guy and got awesome at the party, i didn’t sleep til the next afternoon”
(v) getting awesome can refer to any one of or any combination of a number of interrelated activities, including:

1. meeting and interacting with one’s peers in a social context, as at a party, at a brodown, or face to face

2. engaging in creative activity, ie band practice, or drawing pictures

3. consuming alcohol or drugs and becoming correspondingly intoxicated.
i’ve been doing hardly anything but watching tv all week. i have to get awesome tonight or i’m just not awesome!
the act of getting drunk.
im gonna get awesome tonight

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