get in the van
the worst of all chat-ups.
used by men who’s father’s never schooled them on
“picking up a lady”.
nicola: woah, i like your tattoo
josh: get in the van.
a fun game to play when there is literally nothing better to do. get a random phone number and text “get in the van”.
works well on drunk people.
bored person: get in the van!
drunk person: okay. where is it?
bored person: right outside your house.
drunk person: i looked. i don’t see it.
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