get me a towel
an statement of excitement over a situation in your day that is so amazing, although it’s not actually an -rg-sm, it might as well be.
run into kelly churchill and you say, “oh my god. get me a towel.” …because i just j-zzed.
see a nice lookin porsche or some other high priced car cruisin down the road and you say, “check out that whip. dude, get me a towel!”
or you can just say it when you need a towel after bangin or something. but ideally your girl should swallow. this is the best time to say get me a towel.
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