get my tail docked
to take a dump after you’ve started “growing a tail.” some breeds of dogs have to get their tails docked – or cut off – at birth.
needing to drop a deuce, dinger said to his buddies, “welp, i gotta go get my tail docked,” and bow-legged it out of the room.
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