get smashed
the excessive intake of alcahol enough to become intoxicated and nearly p-ss out also means drunk
partys have many people who get smashed also at concerts
the medical student’s favourite mnemonic since it:
1. somehow makes them think that knowing this makes them smarter than the average mortal
2. allows them to mention scorpion stings as a cause of pancreat-tis
consultant: so, you there, in the corner! tell me, what is the most common cause of pancreat-tis!
student that thinks he’s rather funny: scorpion stings!
other students: -giggles-
consultant: why don’t you just go and get smashed.
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