Get Twisted
this is from one of those dumb-ss “above the influence” commercials where the kids are sitting in a diner and one says to another “hey we about to go get twisted, you in?”. the definition of “twisted” is never revealed, which confuses the audience because, frankly, n-body in history has ever said they are getting f-cking twisted.
stereotypical black kid 1: aye mane we bout to go get twisted, you in?
stereotypical black kid 2: what the f-ck? are you hitting one me? i told yo gay -ss i don’t go that way! sh-t i’m bout to get high and say f-ck yall n-gg-s. you can go twist ya d-cks together for all i care!
getting intoxicated. smoking, drinking, pill popping…
i get twisted every friday.
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