get your shit in line


a directive used to tell someone to straighten out their life. the sentence can also be modified to state that the speaker has solved their problems and/or chaos no longer dominates their life, i.e.: “i got my sh-t in line.” the statement is an evolution of the phrase “ducks in a row.”
i heard you got so wasted at anthony’s party that you came to on your ex’s lawn 7 miles away two days later. f-ck! you’d better get your sh-t in line before you catch another case.

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