get your swoll on
a common s-xual gratification method used in the mainstream hip-hop community. to “get one’s swoll on” is to paint around one’s -n-s with dark red lipstick, making it resemble a v-g-n-. the rapper will then visit a gynecologist and request a full v-g-n-l exam, presenting his painted -n-s as the v-g-n-. the s-xual gratification is achieved later that day while masturbating and thinking about how the gynecologist was so easily duped. it is widely believed that this practice within the hip-hop community was started by t-pain (tushie-pain). origin: the swollen condition of the -n-l opening after being prodded by the gloved hands and speculum of a seasoned gynecologist.
“sh-t just don’t feel right but im gonna hold on
till the hole in my 44 long
im gonna hit the ob-gyn and get my swoll on
sometimes my head gone”
-drag on, “life is short (so you might as well get your swoll on as much as possible)”
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