gettin’ candaced
the act of exceeding one’s personal limit of beringers white zin.
upon leaving the liquor store with a case of white zin, i asked my best friend, “ready start gettin’ candaced?”- i woke up the next morning not sure what the nights events entailed, but the wine is gone and there are feathers glued all over my head….must have gotten candaced!!
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