Gettin’ tight


when a dude likes a chick, and his pants start “gettin’ tight” about it.
“hi honey, how was your day at work?”
“fine, beh-beh; the new girl was looking especially hot & fine today… she’s lost a ton of weight, too!”
“what?! hey, -sshole! i don’t need to be hearin’ you talk about how you’re all ‘gettin’ tight’ over other women at your work.”
“oh, right…. sorry.”

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