Getting a Job
what you should be doing instead of watching tv all day/playing wow/posting sh-t on urban dictionary
“you’re 30 years old and you live at home! you should be out getting a job you lazy f-ck!”
a hard task, usually requiring effort, patience, and a low sense of procrastination. something you know you have to do, but still your tv or video game is sooo tempting.
mom- ryan! shoudn’t you be getting a job?
ryan- but mom! i’m so close to gaining a level!!
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