getting cabbaged
being tormented in your own home by a cabbage or similarly smelly object left in a hidden place by a visitor also having your residence overpowered by the stench of your neighbors’ cooking of malodorous foods
friend: “should we go back to your place to play cards?”
victim: “nah. i was getting cabbaged there this morning, so let’s just go to the bar.”
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