getting Melissa’d


the act of being in a very short relationship with a girl named melissa. most melissa’s do this a lot.
guy 1: hey did you hear about alan?
guy 2: yeah he got melissa’d.
guy 1: i feel so bad for the guy.
guy 2: all of our friends keep getting melissa’d!

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