getting nothing


the state of not having s-x (either as a virgin or just for the time being), almost always against your will.

the official rules of getting some versus getting nothing are as follows:

1. b-tt s-x counts
2. getting oral s-x: good enough to spoil your virginity, not enough to be impressive
3. being on the other end of oral (without getting anything else) is almost the same, but just makes you seem desperate.
4. hookers count.
bob: dude, i’m tired of getting nothing…
tom: look, there’s a hooker down on the corner.
bob: i am all over that.

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