Getting paged by the White House
a way to excuse oneself from conversation when one needs to take a sh-t; discretely referencing the color of president obama and his family.
eight-foot c-ck in sungl-sses: “whoops, excuse me gents – i’m getting paged by the white house.”
(leaves)
p-ssy mcgee: “i don’t get it.”
thirty-pound satchel: “he babysits the obama girls. he’s gotta drop ’em off at the pool.”
p-ssy mcgee: “that is some seriously subtle racism.”
thirty-pound satchel: “and how.”
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