getting poofed
top definition
when someone enters your unlocked car, and uses the cigarette lighter to smoke in your vehicle, usually (freely) leaving the cigarette b-tt(s) and smoky smell as evidence.
person #1: i have no idea why those cigarette b-tts came from in my ash tray…
person #2: haha, it looks like you and your car were getting poofed last night!
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