getting your dick touched
despite the pleasent nature usually -ssociated with this activity, getting one’s d-ck touched is negative. simply put, it means losing badly at a sport, game, or any activity with winning.
person #1: i suck at blackjack and lost $300.
person #2: you were really getting your d-ck touched by the dealer.
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