gettysburg

to receive oral s-x while scratching your partner’s back with the history channel playing in the background
wanna netflix and chill? no, i want a gettysburg instead.
to breakdance underwater.
at the pool party, the b-boys decided to make it a true party by gettysburging.
a town in pa that is best known for lincoln’s gettysburg adress. it is a tourist town for the civil war, amoung other historial events. it is a fairly large town, compared to those that surround it. teens that live there often wish to get out, though, those who actually do leave, tend to come back. though it can seem quite boring, it is growing larger, with more atractions. also, it is a major place for drug dealing.
person 1: gettysburg has a lot of drug dealing.
person 2: thats because when the tourists come, they need there crack.
middle of nowhere small town america that wants to be big city. a college town that wants to be university. a high school that has so many dreams but most who want to leave never do and never change. however, if you dig deep enough, and find yourself in this historically rich community one might find a glimps of beauty lost in the societal norms where artists can create, bakers can bake, and families can put families first!
gettysburg, a multiplicitious culture that one can flourish in or stagnate.
groups-x involving 4 men and one woman. from the beginning of the gettysburg address: “four score…”
guy #1: yo, dude, me and three buddies gettysburged this girl last night.
guy #2: gettysburged?
guy #1: yeah, four scored!
a town. nothing less, nothing more. a small town just like ones all across america, where the kids want to get out and the tourists never leave. all the high schoolers ever want to do is leave; move to a big city, have the time of their lives somewhere else. they have a right to. being one of those kids, i understand. it’s not the most exciting place, but they can’t deny it’s beautiful. and we all know that one day we’ll consider it cool to have grown up in such a place.
the best ice cream place in gettysburg is mr. g’s.
the place in middle america where collegits gather from areas like new york, new jersey, new england and best of all, baltimore. the college life consists of frat parties most notebly at the honorable tke where they guys there cook three minute hott pockets in two minutes only after watching their own hair cut itself in a mirror which they see with their 20/10 vision.
gettysburg is the essence of moisture, and moisture is the essence of beauty.