Gettysburg Tabletopper


a s-x move in which you do a girl on her back on a table. then, when you are about to j-zz, you flip the table and j-zz onto the pile of table and injured girl.

then, you yell “sic semper tyrannis” and run out the door, preferably breaking you ankle as you go..
girl: oh my gosh! what happened to your leg?
guy: oh, i went on a date last night and gave my girl a gettysburg tabletopper.
girl: you -sshole.

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