getzing
fabricating or imbellishing a story(in an attempt to impress others and get laid) with details so far fetched that only someone far younger and more naive will beleive you. this is the beauty of getzing as it is intended to attract someone at least two years younger than you and at the tallest, 5 foot 4 inches.
alex: so i totally exploded my lighter outside and it lit like half my pants on fire. that is actually how i invented shorts
ryan: really man, thats awesome
conor: dude, hes only getzing you
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