gfms

gay for moment of s-x.
when somebody has s-xual relations with one of the same s-x but is not gay.
i had been going to the pike hill medical centre for just about all of my life. but my doctor had just retired and my best friend sh-lley had come with me to meet my new doctor. i was called in to the room and sh-lley came to. inside was a fantastically gorgeous young man. i almost fell to my knees as i saw his face. during the appointment he was mega flirty with sh-lley, and i can see why. (she’s an incredibly busty blonde.) sh-lley flirted back and i felt a bit left out. the doctor asked lots of questions and typed the answers into his computer. the doctor stared at me for a second and then asked me to get up apon the bed. i did so and then he started to kiss me. i kissed back and then our tongues met. he rubbed his hand through my hair and then kissed down to my neck. he was a brilliant kisser. he got lower and took off my shirt. he sucked on my nipple and i let out a deep groan. he then rubbed his hands up my leg and pulled down my underwear. he undid his b-ttons and i felt a huge c-ck in my wet p-ssy. i screamed and he pushed in again.
“oh yes! oh yes! more! more!” i shouted. i suddenly felt another pair of lips on mine. sh-lley had jumped on the bed and started kissing me p-ssionately. i was not a lesbian, and neither was she, but she must have been so d-mn h-rny. i was screaming from the doctor f-cking me and making out with sh-lley at the same time. sh-lley moved down and the doctor stopped f-cking me. i felt sh-lley lick my tummy and then suck around my p-ssy. the doctor was f-cking her up the -ss and having a woman eat me out was the best experience i had felt. i shouted her name.
“sh-lley! oh sh-lley! sh-llley! sh-lley!” it felt strange shouting her name but it also felt so right. her tongue was going in and out of my wet v-g-n-. i suddenly sat up and watched her blonde hair between my legs. her br–sts were lying on my stomach and i had the sudden urge to touch them. they were so big and so, so, touchable. sh-lley stopped eating me out and i looked at her hot, sweaty body. she was irresistable. i lurched forward to meet her and wrapped my body tightly round hers and kissed her. there was a sense of urgency and sh-lley suddenly seemed so much more attractive than the doctor. he was sat back in the doctor chair watching us. sh-lley lay down on the floor and yelled for me to eat her out. i couldnt have thought of anything at that point that i would have rather done. i dived to the floor and licked around her hairless p-ssy. then i went in with my tounge. she tasted good. my lips sucked the flaps of her v-g-n- and i practically made out with her p-ssy. i felt the doctor’s c-ck in my -ss and i let out a low groan. i continued to eat sh-lley out and listen to her shouting out my name. she had a beautiful voice and my name coming out of her name was like music. i let my tongue almost crawl up her body to her giant t-ts. i buried my head deep into her chest and licked and kissed all around me. the doctor spun me round and c-mmed on both mine and sh-lley’s faces. i licked it off and she did the same. then he c-mmed around my p-ssy and sh-lley licked it off. a female nurse came in a few minutes later and ate me out whilst sh-lley and i made out and the doctor f-cked me up the -ss. it was the best doctor’s appointment i had ever had and sh-lley and i continued to have gfms s-x on a regular basis.
genuine funny man.

“to be a gfm you need to have b-lls, wit, humour, and t-st-cl-s.” – jayz

-basically the epitome of witticism
-hard as f-ck

both an adjective and a noun.
1) “speedy gonzales is such a gfm”
2) “i’m gfm, stfu”
3) “charlebois’ party last night had gfm shenanigans”
girlfriend material. she ain’t a hoe she is the kind of girl you could date & bring home to your mother.
this girl is gfm.
girl friend mabey?
kid 1: your a great person, gfm?

kid 2: kk bbe
get f-ckin money

used when one does something bad-ss or manly
you asked her to prom?!?!? gfm bro
abbreviation for g-d forsaken monday. used in a manner similar to sol, where the letters are all pr-nounced individually and not together as a word.
employee 1: how was work today?
employee 2: sh-tty, but what can you expect it is gfm.
employee 1: oh yea, i hate gfm!