ghetto clarinet
a s-x act in which a man inserts a kazoo into his r-ct-m while his partner takes the tip of the man’s p-n-s into his or her mouth and mimes playing a clarinet. the man should do his best to fart out a tune while making sure not to sh-t into the kazoo.
did you see tara at last night’s party? she played ‘oh when the saints go marching in’ on billy’s ghetto clarinet.
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