ghetto faries


the legend of the ghetto faries is about faries that wander the streets at night cleaning the curbs of presumably valuable garbage. people place their old furniture, appliances and other unwanted items on the curb at night. the faires are said to take the items before the garbage collectors or salvation army can pick them up.
i put some old furniture, appliances & clothes out for the salvation army to pick up, but the ghetto faries took it all before they could get here.

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