ghetto funeral
funerals that are set up like a drive-thru. the family pulls up to a large plexi-gl-ss window and the director asks who they’re there to see. the director then turns the turntable to show the loved one.
director: who are you here to see?
family member: jenkins
director: johnson? here he is.
family member: no jenkins! d-mn, ghetto funerals….
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