ghetto hybrid
when a cash-strapped driver of a gas guzzler changes their driving habits to approach and/or rival the fuel efficiency of a legitamate hybrid vehicle like the prius. such behavior modification may include shutting off the vehicle at train crossings and long lights to reduce idle-times. more aggressive behavior modification may involve putting the vehicle into neutral–or even shutting off the engine altogether–when driving down a hill. furthermore, if the driver is so inclined, it is possible to compare the marginal increase in engine rpm’s and simply derive a piece-wise nonlinear regression function that can accurately pinpoint the ideal cruise speed/s for the vehicle.
clem and pat are waiting for clark to arrive at the party.
clem: where’s clark? he left his place a half-hour ago and he only lives 20 minutes away.
pat: he’s driving the ghetto hybrid.
clem: what?!
pat: look, the speed limit might be 70, but he prefers to drive at 51 since it adds like 5 miles to the gallon.
clem: omg
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