Ghetto Nachos
“nachos” made by putting tortilla chips on a cookie sheet, covering them with grated cheese and sliding them into the oven.
eeeeeeww! when you asked if i wanted nachos i didn’t think you meant ghetto nachos! where’s the sour cream, tomato, olives, lettuce and salsa??
a dish made by simply combining saltine crackers and shredded cheddar cheese and put in the microwave for 45 seconds. this dish is very popular amongst minorities.
person 1: yo you got any tortilla chips and shredded cheese to make nachos?
person 2: nah man but i got saltine crackers instead, we can have some ghetto nachos!
cheap nachos, created in the bag… at the convenience store.
oh, you don’t have the $2.99 for a box of nachos down at the 11-7? (you’re not a republican; are you?) well, you got a dollar? no problem, ghetto nachos then. the sign on the counter says free chili and cheese, although they failed to specify what this is (and more importantly isn’t) for on the signs.
ingredients:
1 convenience store
1 small bag corn chips
self service hot dog/nacho counter (with free chili, cheese and jalapenos)
directions: choose and pay for the $1 bag of corn chips. about face and proceed to the self-service counter where the free chili and cheese is. open bag of chips. squirt liquid cheese like substance in to bag. squirt liquified chili like substance into the bag. garnish with free jalapenos (yep, toss ’em into the bag.) exit store immediately. enjoy!
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