ghetto tendencies
noun: get-toe ten-dan-sees
the overwhelming compulsions that drive otherwise civilized people to do stupid things that they know are just plain ghetto. usually harbored by non-ghetto folks who have had early (perhaps childhood) exposure to the ghetto/hood/projects. some believe that this phenomenon supports the theory that, “you can take people out of the hood, but you can’t take the hood out of people”.
person 1: did you see that congresswoman from georgia, cynthia mckinney? dat chick punched the sh-t outta that cop at the capitol!
person 2: ghetto tendencies, dawg. ghetto–ss tendencies!
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