ghetto tree


in the ghetto, where they are unable to plant real trees, a ghetto tree may be used instead. a ghetto tree is a bunch of jagged peices of two-by-fours and other scr-p wood nailed together onto one complete two-by-four, giving it the slight illusion of being a dead tree. when painted green, it is a ghetto christmas tree.
hey man, check out my ghetto tree! i built it this morning from that sh-t wood by the dump.

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