Ghettoblastoise


1) a water-type pokemon that evolves from poortortle.
2) a large, round, loud motherf-cker that wrecks sh-t.
“oh sh-t a wild ghettoblastoise appeared–”
“h-ll yeah imma hydro pump yo b-tch”

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