Ghillie Monster


an extremely rare creature that blends in with its surroundings and is near impossible to detect, and secretly delivers donuts to people it deems worthy.
the last time a ghillie monster was spotted was in 2007, in new hampshire.
a ghillie monster came and gave us a plate of glazed donuts!

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