ghost dial
the act of accidently dialing a phone number on your cell when it hits against something on your belt or in your pocket. the party on the other end gets treated to 5 minutes of you yammering away, often talking about them behind their back…can be very embarr-ssing.
i did a ghost dial on susie last night and she caught me telling all my bros about banging her the night before.
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