ghost fart
when someone farts, and there’s no one to blame but yourself.. just blame the ghost.
dude! what`s that smell?
it must have been a ghost fart.
when someone p-sses gas within a group of people and no one knows who did it
guy 1: “dude that’s nasty was that you?”
guy 2: “no, was it you?”
guy 1: “no, i swear.”
both guys: “ghost fart”
when someone farts while seated, sealing the smell under them. later, upon getting up, the ghost fart is released, stinking up the surrounding area.
john: “honey, could you get me a beer?”
mary: “sure thing babe.”
john: “oh my god, what is that smell???”
mary: “opps, sorry hun. i farted earlier. must have been a ghost fart.”
when you walk into an area that smells like -ss, but there’s n-body there
you walk onto an elevator and it stinks like h-ll… “d-mn, the last person on here either left a ghost fart or cr-pped their pants”
when a fart sneaks up on you and just when you think its ok to let it rip,you sh-t your pants…
“honey whats that running down your leg?” ghost fart!
when your driving in your vehicle and and you smell a terrible fart and your all alone. you realize that it was the vehicle in front of you who farted and it traveled back into your face.
holy docking bubble i think they guy i front of us just hit us with a ghost fart.
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