Ghost FB’Ing
when you go online but stay offline on chat, scroll through posts without responding, view a few pictures, and signing out. essentially scapegoating any contact with other users.
-the example is a beyond obvious, redundant restatement of the definition, but alright-
facebook user: click click..scroll
facebook user: huh,how very intriguing..
facebook user: click click…scroll
facebook user: must resist urge to post cryptic status
facebook user: -logs out
facebook user:
yay!!! now i feel better about myself! how mesmerizing!
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ghost fb’ing
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