ghost hand
having no money.
poor/broke!
empty handed.
i’m sitting here broke with my ghost hand till pay day.
whilst your hand asleep with no feeling, you m-st-rb-t- with it feeling like someone else is doing it for you.
i woke up in the middle of the night with my hand asleep. i decided to pull a ghost hand
(verb) to m-st-rb-t- without the use of one’s hands or any other objects. this is accomplished by flexing the pc muscles for an extended period of time.
after ghosthanding for hours, i finally peter northed all over your mother’s face.
a very hard working, underappreciated person. often dumped on by their friends because of their unreliability. considered too mature for their age (acting like a father or mother to their peers). also -ssociated with being updateable.
jake: who is she? she’s hott
tom: dont waste your time, she’s a ghost hand
jake: d-mn, what a waste…
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