ghost herpes
the paranoid itch you get on your privates when you didn’t use a condom
i think he’s clean, but i keep scratching my vajayjay…i really hope it’s just ghost herpes
man, i can’t stop scratching my b-lls! she’s my wife so i’m sure it’s just ghost herpes
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