ghost job

while wearing a sheet with holes for the eyes and mouth. the act of oral s-x is performed. while the female is the wearing the sheet/ghost costume. the guy must be spooked or it will not work.

also known as “geej”, “gj”, “ghosty”, “ghost to the most”
daaaamn girl, you fine! let me get a ghost job in the corner!
when an inexperienced girl attempts to give a handjob and she barely grabs onto the shaft resulting in barely any good feeling whatsoever.

antonym: gripjob
the only thing worse than a girl being a tease about giving you a handjob is a girl giving you a ghostjob.
when a female (or male) gives head under the covers, giving the appearance that a ghost is giving you a bl-wj-b.
“dude i couldn’t stop laughing because as soon as she went under the covers, it just looked like a ghostjob.”

“once i was having s-x with a homeless lady in my apartment and she totally gave me a ghostjob.”
when a ghost gives you a handjob
“is this house haunted?”

“i’ve heard it is, why?”

“because i had a dream last night i got the best handjob ever, and when i woke up this morning patrick swayze was laying in bed next to me smoking a cigarette.”

“dammmmmmn, you got ghostjobbed!”
you get a ghost job when your girlfriend says she is going to give you a bl-w j-b later but never does.
bro1:”hey man, every time i give my girl head first, she gives me a ghost job.”

bro2:”d-mn, those are the worst!”
when you chug a whole bottle of anbesol then proceed to give yourself oral s-x. it will give the feeling of a stranger giving you oral s-x.
chuck: im a little worried about dan.

jimmy: why?

chuck: well this is the 3rd time this week he has gave himself a ghost job.

jimmy: well he gets depressed because all the girls reject him.

chuck: depressed or not next time he talks to me with p-n-s breath i’m punching his face clean off.
jobs that don’t exist.

originally based on a new zealand land transport commercial where the main character was offered “ghost chips”. “ghost jobs” refers to a photo from this meme featuring the prime minister of new zealand offering non-existent jobs.
“want a job bro?”

“you know i can’t do your ghost jobs john”