ghost of houdini
when a man is lying in bed on his back and he gets a hard-on, it rises beneath the sheets appearing as a ghostly figure in the morning light. true to the spirit of houdini, the ghostly erection is likely to disappear soon after it arrives, possibly into the woman beside him.
jane: baby, look at the sheet near your crotch!
kevin: shh, baby. it’s the ghost of houdini.
jane: really? is he friendly?
kevin: oh yeah. i think he wants a kiss.
jane: okay.
Read Also:
- wordsick
sick & tired of hearing people rant & rave. especially about things they know nothing about. or when they say things you disagree with. those debates have made me wordsick.
- tinychat pornstar
any sad, pathetic git or slag who insists on jacking off or fingering themselves live on cam, or on performing a live, on-cam striptease, getting their c-cks or their t-ts and p-ss-es out live on webcam, while they’re on tinychat- (for the record, this sh-t’s normally done while they’re performing some ridiculous bl–dy dance, which […]
- buckshaw village
buckshaw village is a large character-less housing development in lancashire, internet has not yet been invented and mobile phones are a pipe dream. it’s inhabitants are upper cl-ss, deluded yuppies who spend most their weekends sipping cappuccino in soft play centres. buckshaw village, not really a village at all.
- migram
when someone has such horrible grammar it gives you a migraine. reading this persons comment gives me a migram.
- witherstorm
the big, bad, evil monster tearing up the minecraft world in minecraft: story mode in episode 1-5. the witherstorm killed reuben!!!!!!!!! noooooo!!!!!!!!!!