Ghost Semen
when a man m-st-rb-t-s in the shower and somehow gets s-m-n on areas that defy physics.
man a: hey dude whats that sh-t on the back of your arm?
man b: ahh i was jerkin it in the shower and i got some ghost s-m-n back there
just as ghosts are fleeting and elusive, ghost s-m-n is just as difficult to find. this phenomenon can occur after vigorous masturbation and is often mystifying. quite simply it is the misplacement of discharged love nectar that has missed the awaiting kleenex/female. after a futile search for the stray s-m-n, it is then understood to have vanished into the ether. a more advanced approach is through the scope of quantum physics, whereby the photons and wave structure of the energy creating the egg-fertilizing fluid shift into a higher vibration of existence outside our own. the energy phases into a different quantum reality wherein the frequency that forms the core vibration of the photon is of a higher rate.
you: “dude, i totally lost some ghost s-m-n last night.”
awesome chick: “that sucks. what a waste!”
you: “i know!”
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