ghostie


when after you have a sh-t and wipe your -ss the toilet paper is still white.
i just did the dirtiest cr-p but had a ghostie afterwards.
the leftover marijuana smoke in a bong. not to be smoked unless ur givin it to the new kid.
adam – c’mon stanmore give it a shot
stanmore – uh..ok..{pulls in the ghostie}{coughs and chokes}
shaun – {laughs} your a d-ck adam
the leftover pot smoke in the bong after you’ve pulled a cone. still useable (don’t waste)
jason – coughs violently
tom – ha ha ha ha jason choked on the ghostie
dean – what a p-ssy
everyone laughs
to take an unofficial day off work without any effective communication to the employer and with the employer not noticing one’s absence.
“mate, did you not go to work today?”
“no man.”
“so did you call in sick?”
“nah”
“well what did they say?”
“nothing. pulled a total ghostie man”.
(hand movement similar to the ‘4’ score in cricket can also be employed at this point.)
someone who l-sts after a paranormal investigator. those who follow ghost hunters, or other ghost shows, trying to sleep with the cast. similar to a groupie in the band world.
hey janie really wants to sleep with dustin from ghost hunters..
yeah, she really is a ghostie.
to ride a bike at full speed. then jump off of it, causing the bike to drift on its own (almost as if a ghost were to be riding it) before it’s inevitable crash.

also known as a ‘knight rider’
1.”ooooh man, carl just ghostied his moutain bike into the neighbors car”
when you take a sh-t and wipe but the paper comes off clean. often referred to as a “clean pinch”.
dude 1 : man it’s cool when you have a clean pinch after a huge sh-t.
dude 2 : don’t you mean a ghostie

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