Giant Ambush Beetle
when something truly horrifying happens out of the blue, completely destroys you and wrecks your image. the only way a ambush beetle can be stopped is with a well timed incinerate (!), which in turn can be countered by a mark of asylum.
-giant ambush beetle crawls out of drain-
jake: oh my dear f-cking god, giant ambush beeetle!
chris: … sh-t!
jake: f-ckf-ckf-ck!
chris: right, let’s just pray it doesn’t have a mark of asylum 🙁
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