giants

2 or more men of great height (like 8-9 feet or more). giants were mentioned in biblical text. they were called nephilim (fallen angels), but they are also doc-mented throughout many civilizations in the world. from giant native american tribes who stood 9 foot tall and can run as fast as jaguars, to the giants of sub-sahara africa, where a tribe of giants towering over 11 foot lived in the past, to a marco polo account of giant guards 13 foot tall that stood in front of the gates of the forbidden city in china in the 13th century.

the talleest man of the 21st century currently is a man from turkeie, who stands 8’3.
the tallest man of the 20th century was european american man who stood 8’11.
the tallest man of the 19th century was a chinese man who stood over 9 foot. his picture is rare but can be found on the internet.
the tallest man of the 18th century was an african man who towered over 8 foot.
imagine a army of giants running towards you with a 20 foot spears. before guns.
a very tall person that is superior to all other humanoid species. they are attracted to other giants, as well as s’mores, and fires. they are born with the hatred of midgets in their blood, so if you see a bunch of midgets running around, odds are that there is also a giant there attempting to destroy/enslave them.
hey, i know this guy i want you to meet!
is he a giant?
no
then don’t waste my time
in modern-day american society, a male that is over 6’2″ pretty much. this is due to a lack of food and sleep caused by public schools starting too d-mn early in the morning and people thinking it’s cool to not eat and do drugs / smoke cigarettes. a true giant is someone 6’7″ or taller.
shaquille o’neal would be a true giant.

idiot: how do you become a giant?

average guy: i’m not a giant. i’m 6’3″.

idiot: how do you get so tall?

average guy: i eat food and get sleep.

idiot: woah. i wish i could do that.

average guy: are you r-t-rded?

idiot: no u
the best nfl football team ever. called the new york giants, but there stadium is actuall in new jersey. they share there stadium with the new york jets because jets are to poor to buy there own. giants are by ar the best team in the nfc divison. and all fans hate the dallas cowboys. also had some of the most amazing players on there team:: tiki barber, phil simms, and of course laurence taylor!
person:: the giants own
person 2:: yea they do
(n.) a very big man, who is usually at lest 7 feet tall. ana a giantess is a female giant.
i wish i were a giant, like the big show.
adj.
synonymous with cool or awesome.
excellent; first-rate.
1. “fred has a giant fro.”
2. “chris’ party was pretty friggin’ giant.”
3. “i got a new model ant yesterday. check it out.” “giant!”
a grocery store, similar to safeway and other grocery stores around the nation
yo lets go to giant to get some food bro

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