Gib Dick
gib d-ck is when you are unable to get an erect p-n-s when u have a girl in your bed. this means you are unable to have s-x. this occurs after you have been out drinking and have brought a girl home.
i went out last night drinking disaronno and ended up bringing a girl home. but then i ended up getting gib d-ck so she left.
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