gibberwank


a popular idea or statement p-ssed around within a subset of the population as if it was factual, but for which there is no supporting evidence. a fusion of “gibberish” and “w-nking”.
the idea that most unemployed people are lazy pot-heads is just gibberw-nk spread by uber-conservatives.
a w-nker who is talking gibberish.
george bush was the most notable gibberw-nk of the early 21st century.
a poem written as a parody to the jabberwocky
“beware the gibberw-nk, my son!
the mouth of shyte, the words of cr-p!
beware the unfounded statement, and shun
the spurious rumorcr-p!”

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