gibbon

any person who looks comical in apperance and has the iq of a wrench.
“that guy who fell up the down escalator was a real gibbon”
any unusually handsome, tall and long armed proponent of archery.
rawr! did you see that gibbon on target 3? think i stand a chance with him?
a p-n-s that is average in length but very thin. the exact opposite of a chode.
person 1-“why is paul in the hospital”
person 2- “he stuck his junk in a pencil sharpener”
person 1- “how did it fit in there? i didn’t know paul had a gibbon.”
term coined by members of the scotch college community in perth, australia which is used to describe methylenedioxymethamphetamine (ecstasy) pills.
“i just scored some gibbons off dazza”
“has that gibbon kicked in yet”
“man i just dropped 4 gibbons…i’m f-ck’n mashed”
noun – female genitalia, normally the hairy variety.
“come on darlin’ show us your gibbon.”

“ooh, i bet you’ve got a right hairy gibbon.”
gibbons are the small apes in the family hylobatidae. the family is divided into four genera based on their diploid chromosome number: hylobates , hoolock , nomascus , and symphalangus. they occur in tropical and subtropical rainforests from northeast india to indonesia and north to southern china, including the islands of sumatra, borneo and java. the extinct bunopithecus sericus is an extinct gibbon or gibbon-like ape which, until recently, was thought to be closely related to the hoolock gibbons.
look that gibbons wearing a ribbon.
slang ~n female s-xual organs (usually of the hairy variety). see also minge, p-ssy, fl-ng-.
“c’mon darlin’ show us yer gibbon!”, works best in yorkshire or lancashire accent.