Gibb’s Law
coined by gibbs himself, it is short for ‘gibb’s first law of relational-dynamics’
it states that:
relationships between members in a squad will not last for long and when they do end they will tend towards the detriment of the squad as a whole and will probably involve a lot of angry paras sent over imessage and/or whatsapp.
person 1: “did you hear that susie and jack broke up?”
person 2: “yeah, i had 374 unread messages on whatsapp”
person 1: “what can you do, it’s just gibb’s law!”
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